Herpes Island & Hump Stories!

Hi Kittens! I have been recapping Bachelor in Paradise on my podcast but will start doing written recaps as well! Here are the past podcast episodes in case you haven't subscribed which you absolutely should do because I need the validation as my therapist is on a 2 week vacation!

This episode Meagan, the author of her own yearbook messages & hump stories helps me recap BIP(from Evelyn's homemade date card to Ashley crying as if she just had a movie marathon of Schindler's' List & The Notebook. We also answer an advice question about dating a DJ & she reads another chapter of her Jon Stamos erotica

https://soundcloud.com/user-62623258/episode-9-with-meagan-grainger

On episode 8 my investor/father RJ & I talk about the olympics, Trump,Taylor Swift, his beef with Matt Damon & how he picked my mom up at a funeral

https://soundcloud.com/user-62623258/episode-8-with-investor-rj

On this episode my mom & I recap the 2nd night of week 2 of Bachelor in Paradise, answer some Kitten questions about relationships & how many kids you should have. We also talk about the dramatic experience of being food shamed at O'Charley's

https://soundcloud.com/user-62623258/episode-7-show-your-crazy-like-its-cleavage

On this episode Nancy & I talk about the Bachelorette finale,Bachelor in Paradise premier & answer some relationship questions from some Kittens!

https://soundcloud.com/user-62623258/episode-6-with-nancy-desisto

Please subscribe on SoundCloud & iTunes! And rate it 5 stars like I'm an Uber driver who didn't try to talk to you!

XOXO

A.

Humping,Bullying & Russell Brand

Hi Kittens,

In case you haven't listened to last weeks podcast, please do your ego a favor & do it now. My best friend/fellow comedian/cat owner Meagan tells us how as a child you wrote her own erotica, we share stories of how we were bullied, how Russell Brand called me & how I blew my chance with him by being the most awkward human being alive. But most importantly - how Meagan catfished herself by writing fake messages in her yearbook!

I included the sad yearbook pictures & screenshot of texts from me embarrassing myself with Russell at the bottom for receipts!

Listen to Adderall and Compliments on SoundCloud & subscribe on iTunes! And just like the best Uber driver who has a great smelling car & doesn't try to talk to you, leave me 5 stars!

Also write me what you want to hear more of! Questions, topics, concerns & more importantly, compliments!

I love you for listening!

XOXO

A.

https://soundcloud.com/user-62623258/episode-4-with-meagan-grainger