-My mom & I stealing each other's looks at my dad's comedy birthday show-
-My mom & dad dressed as Milania & Trump at my last Halloween party-
-My dad & I at my Super Sweet 18th birthday party that was a Pimps & Hoes theme, the theme was suggested by my mom!-
My podcast guest this week is the person I love most in the world (even more than I love myself) it's my dad! We talk about every Bravo show, Kardashians, Trump, my future husband & my brief stint of stealing! Podcast is up on Sound Cloud & iTunes now!
My dad's twitter account is @ClassicRJ1030 he uses it just to tweet mean things to Trump
New podcast episode is up & we give our review of all the Real Housewives cities,relive old RHOA highlights, old school birth control methods, psychics & my mom's disastrous attempt at a mic drop. Listen now on Sound Cloud or iTunes & make sure to subscribe!
Kittens it's FINALLY here! The 1st episode of the Adderall and Compliments podcast is here & this episode is about recapping the greatest show ever-Southern Charm! Please listen & subscribe! It will also be on iTunes in a few days! I love you for listening!
I first have to apologize, I have completely neglected my online baby, I'm basically the word press Casey Anthony. I know I went missing without a trace, some of you probably thought I had been put in jail for stealing sunglasses in Hawaii or for attempted murder over a certain butt chinned, crossed eyed DJ who looks like if Dobby the Elf & Edward Cullen had a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome. I'm disgusted, and it's not just because I just got done watching an episode of Real Housewives of Dallas. All of you good looking, fabulous people have been kind & loyal enough to come to my blog & leave me the nicest & most validating comments, writing this is the best part of my week. The unintentional hiatus started when my computer broke & was sent to the Sheldon Cooper-esque socially retarded employees at Genius Bar who held her captive for over a week, then when I got it back my mom & her best friend from high school were visiting me & staying in my guest bedroom- I'm not sure if you have ever baby sat two menopausal stoners who can't figure out the Uber app but it's exhausting. I felt like a single mom having to drive my kids everywhere-but instead of school & soccer practice it was to the marijuana dispensary & to Marie Calendars for their munchies. I then had a Demi Lovato level breakdown about my birthday (don't worry I'm not a cutter, the scars on my arm are just from having 3 cats that I force to hug me) I was filming a talk show pilot I was cast in (it's honestly less work to become a real airplane pilot than it is to try to get one picked up) & I also got a hosting job at AfterBuzz TV, which is my hair idol Maria Menounos' company. SO that has been my past month, I know those are a lot of excuses, I'm basically Brooks Ayers (or "Girth Brooks" as he calls himself) I should have been writing to you because I love knowing that I feel the same way you do about these shows, but I just procrastinated & kept thinking "well I missed last week so it's awkward if I do one now so I'll just wait to do it for next weeks show!" But I promise you I'm back, I even found the Vanderpump Rules reunion recaps in my drafts that I had written & completely forgot about in a carb induced coma or maybe just a contacht high I got from my mom. But anyway, just like glitter & herpes I'm back & I can't tell you enough how grateful I am that you support me & take the time to read my blog-my Kittens, adderall & compliments are my favorite things in the world-besides myself.
I miss you more than Lindsay Lohann misses her career!
So after many requests from my mom & my high school stalker (Hi Luke!) I have decided to finally start my New Years resolution from 2012 of starting a blog. I have so many thoughts & opinions that I need to share with someone other than my cats because honestly they are tired of hearing them. Opinions is a more polite way of saying what they really are, judgements. I wish judging people burnt more calories because if it did I would be the size of Gulianna Rancic. I've always wanted to be that person who kept a journal growing up but I feel like the only people who keep journals now are serial killers, and the only things I've killed are my moms dreams of ever having grandchildren. So I'm going to use this place to talk about pop culture, fashion (or lack thereof if you've ever seen any American at the airport, like if you look this shitty in public can you imagine what they look like at home?) relationships & stories of my life that are so embarrassing and ridiculous that most of the time I think I'm being Punk'd and Ashton Kutcher is going to pop out & say that I'm on the new season of pranking non famous people. I attract the crazies, I don't know if it's my Paris Hilton perfume or my Disney villain eyebrows that are their siren song but something brings them to me. It's honestly amazing that I still choose to leave my apartment & deal with other humans. This blog is a place for me to put all of my thoughts & experiences before I forget them because my brain is mostly filled up by Real Housewives quotes & dead pet passwords.
