So after many requests from my mom & my high school stalker (Hi Luke!) I have decided to finally start my New Years resolution from 2012 of starting a blog. I have so many thoughts & opinions that I need to share with someone other than my cats because honestly they are tired of hearing them. Opinions is a more polite way of saying what they really are, judgements. I wish judging people burnt more calories because if it did I would be the size of Gulianna Rancic. I've always wanted to be that person who kept a journal growing up but I feel like the only people who keep journals now are serial killers, and the only things I've killed are my moms dreams of ever having grandchildren. So I'm going to use this place to talk about pop culture, fashion (or lack thereof if you've ever seen any American at the airport, like if you look this shitty in public can you imagine what they look like at home?) relationships & stories of my life that are so embarrassing and ridiculous that most of the time I think I'm being Punk'd and Ashton Kutcher is going to pop out & say that I'm on the new season of pranking non famous people. I attract the crazies, I don't know if it's my Paris Hilton perfume or my Disney villain eyebrows that are their siren song but something brings them to me. It's honestly amazing that I still choose to leave my apartment & deal with other humans. This blog is a place for me to put all of my thoughts & experiences before I forget them because my brain is mostly filled up by Real Housewives quotes & dead pet passwords.